He to She & She to He

Dear Spectacles,

Sorry to say, but I hate you. :| You don’t let me enjoy playing with my nephews in rain. Huh! You don’t leave me at ease whenever I am watching my favourite Tom and Jerry laying on my bed. Huh. Whenever I come out of any air conditioned hotel/bakery, I have to wipe off the steam you wear. How bad! God-forbid, if you get misplaced, I have to search you for long and long and eventually, I catch you sitting silently on my own head. Errrr… How unfair! And above all you don’t take pity on my innocent noz’ee. Do you? Come, come and just see the marks you have left on the sides of this poor. I have only one noz’ee, you vicious mind! Behave yourself! Can you? Say sorry! Say! Say! Say! Why are you standing like an idol! Cheater!

Yours “truly”,

FD

Dear FD,

I don’t know what to say in answer. *smirks* Whatever it is, you know, you are nothing, nothing without ME! Huh! What if I offer dharna for a single day and don’t let you see through me! Playing in rain is apart; you even won’t be able to locate a single drop of rain. Would you? HA! Would you be able to locate your favourite bakery? Hotel? Tom and Jerry, you talk about every now and then? HUH! A big NO is the answer. Right? So be grateful to me buddy. Don’t act over smart! Your uncle once tried to and the way he was honoured by his wife, I think, you can recall, recall well! Right? Even though you are single but don’t forget you are nothing without me just as a poor hubby is without his wife! You may also be honoured the same way. HA!

Yours only,
Spectacles